JUNIOR COMMON ROOM
Motion to change the title of IT Officer to "IT GIRL"
Proposed:
Seconded:
Discussed:
Tom Campbell
Aliyyah Gbadamosi
[Date Proposed]
Votes for:
33
Votes against:
8
Votes abstaining:
Passed
The JCR notes that...
I. JCR members slow, can't get on my speed.
T. They stare 'cause they know I'm the IT Officer.
G. You know I am that girl.
II. You already know...
R. If you look at the word "GIRL" long enough, it looks really weird, and doesn't seem like it's spelled correctly.
L. It was very hard to write this section without including swear words.
The JCR believes that...
I. Every IT Officer has It, i.e. "a unique quality in a woman regarding their attractiveness and personality" (See https://genius.com/Aliyahs-interlude-it-girl-lyrics)
The JCR proposes that...
I. The position of IT Officer will be known as the "IT GIRL" from today, tomorrow, yesterday, and forever, period.
II. The IT Officer's title will be updated in the Constitution to "IT GIRL". (Huh, huh?)
III. For those unaware, the IT Officer may be referred to as "the IT Officer". (What, what?)
IV. For those unaware, they must be played "IT Girl", by Aliyah's Interlude. This may not be constitutionally binding, but should be reflected in the practices of JCR members. (Bitch)